extra value

the ced deluxe with fries, a side of thousand island a biscuit and a strawberry oreo shake is a machine

genius playlists get it going

and jobs spoke and said let there be parties

slave labor

6 hours of awesome, free of charge. broken mixer adapter and a 5am start time tomorrow. rock fucking star...

missing your pizza?

when you walk to the cupboard or refridgerater to consume misc quanities of food that youve had your hopes set on finishing only to find out its mysteriously disappeared, you my friend have fallen victim to a food ninja.

pretty cool

frosted over automobile air conditioning vents are a sure sign of a quality cooling job. i hope

yikes! worse than the DMV

only fifty two and a half thousand files left!
sweet! glad im not any kind of tired. also glad that i fly at firewire speeds.
im having second thoughts about the tired part.

theres no moon out tonight

this basically says hey this guy was awesome, we know we presented a shitty situation but he made it awesome...heartwarming to the mizzzzzax (thats rapper for max )

my kind of awesome day

we are on g286 right now. its like a party here. like minus the fun though and with a lady next to me that smells pretty bad. earlier i thought there was going to be a fight over an eye exam, but that was a bust.

like the good samaritan i am i helped some guy who didnt really grasp english put the license tags in the right place. i should get a frequent visitor stamp card.

fyi: this is my third government staffed office visited today.

someone has a case of the mondays

i guess someone had a bad day at the combo subway/gas station because they lest the world this little note on the floor. so if you know this person, give them a hug.

bang bang johnj supertime...

john j is totally down for the count. pix are somewhere. wheres a moral here...ask me what.

this reminds me of the m.i.a video. the corvette club rolls deep and pays with disney dollars. thats pretty hardcore stuff. i predict that jim crow will start paying with disney dollars on the sons of anarchy

a beret good day

thats the way to be

maximum fitness

i pretty much rule in wiifit penguin form

one wiitarded happy family

wii john and wii rudyhimself watching wii angela hoop it up

this slacker john

john started off pretty steady and got lazy toward the end. at least wiifit didnt call him a fatty

easier said than done

check out my hoola hooping skill! fyi wiifit hooping and cel pic taking is an art as well as a skill

health and FITness

my new home gym...kinda like a kinder gentle bowflex little brother...kinda

first sheep cloning now this:

how do do you home grow a graham bunny? inquiring minds...you know.

round two world tour

la habra rocks with bunch of lunch. round two co stars jessie and monica

v pho vendetta

hugo and portman make for a great dinner theatre combo. god save the queen

pretty sweet time

flat tires miles from home are kind of a bummer and a pretty sweet adventure.

teenage mutant ninja turtle style

late night pizza. ninja vanish.

what up dog pt.2

the best little dog and baby team that youve seen in years...gotta love them

fragment ideas and too many pronouns

a definite and definitive all time classic piece of apparel, right up there with the j gunn issue classic blue work short. when you want to just be "that guy" at a show of let people know theres stormy weather and bad loving ahead. needless to say a well loved shirt

a meeting of the minds

a hardcore discussion about the future of the world and americas future in general

recent discovery

a rare find on the black market commodities department

i dynamic dinosaur

the best handheld system that ever mysreiously disappeared on me

gravedigger

the family in this cd graveyard is finally going to join its bretheren at the great recycle bin in the sky, the amoeba of afterlife artwork. long live the love. itll forever be remembered digitally. r.i.p

knick knack paddy whack

berk doggy dogg get the proper respect from the people while the kingpin himself eats his lunch

the mysterious pink fork you

the impossible penny count, while getting texted that the the mess is all your fault. now thats multitasking. does anyone want a bunch of random cd cases, theyre getting thrown out today unless you want them.

little debbie (davis) brand

do it yourself lunchables kit. very cost effective way to stick it to portion control. im a little bummed that it wasnt my idea...maybe

when the days were rainy

more places were open later back when i didnt have somewhere to be. roads seemed to move faster back when i had no place to be. its amazing how the world tailors to your needs with out you knowing it. it makes me wonder what it is that we need when the world tailors obstacles in our unobstructed paths.

whats up dog!

my sister got a dog. on top of having the awesomest baby EVER shes now all puppied up. cant wait to visit. fyi: pancho the puppy is our new family member.

a matter of time

i know we just recently jumped millenia, but did i completely miss the thorndike century? i bet the golden days of the thorndike were like no other golden day. oh, to have a time machine factory and be able to party like a thorndike. i know their language after reading thier dictionary. its a lot like ours only less words.

20 for $10 yorgurt. aka 50cents each. wtf. 80 calories with 10 grams of fat 6 oz. 100 cals zero fat 8oz. taste great less filling. car voltron lion voltron. shit.lets all just eat chocolate covered bacon on white bread and drink whole milk while we run around naked...or just buy 8oz zero fat because theres no saturated fat. w/e drink more water eat.more fiber grow old and complain about everything. but dont forget where you are when you pull your club card out, it could be embarassing.

chuck norris has a steve berkey tattoo.
chuck norris wears a stever berkey shirt to church.
chuck norris makes steve berkey shaped cupcakes for holiday parties.
chuck norris calls steve berkey when he needs a helping hand.

good reading at the local barnes

reading thatll save your life.

a tasty treat

chocolate chips that fell on the floor but that you didnt see drop are a tough call. i mean you didnt see them fall on the floor. theyre chocolate chips. its a carpeted floor.

FWD:Stephen eating the left over cheese from his cheese and crackers. Stephen is

Stephen eating the left over cheese from his cheese and crackers. Stephen is the man. courtesy of jessie

yes i ate the mystery circle k rib sandwhich. it was early enough to make such a bad decision, i seized the opportunity. would i do it again? very likely. is my stomache mad at me? without a doubt. but if phil is goign to sound like hes pooing his pants all day, as his team member arent i obligated to at least feel that similar special burn? above all, if anything, im a team player

phil eats donuts.

philip eats everything and then burps

billy mays and the amazing oxymoron stay fresh pen

when john j instant messeges you that you should be late less often, it feels kind of like the burger king telling you to stop being a creep, or debbie davis commenting on how early you are for work.

cold hard facts dog

theres really no better way to start the day off than with a 5am conversation about the quality quantity and temperature of the five am circle weiners. afterward i would go on to wonder which of the three of us initiated this spoken work equivalent to an iced coffe with lemon wedges.

someones got a case of the sundays...

i dont know where everyone is, but today totally feels like a sunday. no people no traffic. blessed be today for it is unlikely to occur soon after.

fishing for a z or two

this is what coming straight to work after your hawaiian vacation is over looks like. but i mean at least hawaii was involved. i usually.look like that after a standard fullerton stay of awesomness. i guess i win?

just another day in the sunniest of places

this is the most awesome air to breathe. to think that i never have to turn to cigarettes for assistance with lung impairment! fortune is def my neighbor. but seriously nice breezy day today. gotta love the high volume air.

jump the chuck on the bandwagon

close to the heart of safety and fashion this year, kids and adults alike can stay tough hip edgy cool and in with awesome chuck paraphernalia. shortly after i predict a new national anthem and tattoos of sarah palin with her bearskin on the couch. sweet. liberty and justice for all

craig is broken

here i can be seen tying his shows. crazy craig hope he feels better soon. pinched nerves via spasmy backs sounds like a shitty time

bluetooth helps you keep the party going...esp duringrestroom breaks

quack quack

later they would form the flying v and make gordon bombay the proudest coach ever.

shakeys bunch o lunch

catch the fever

drinking in public

gotta love 'em

in summation

a collage of me?

a pretty rad purchase.

i bought these for my cousin gabe. ipod for size.

gnar macness

this is death. my blue tooth headset bums out my mac

does any one know gary ytuarte?

because guitar hero made him sad and men hit on him at city hall